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Another Rooster
Mar 10, 2019 13:05:46   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
A chicken farmer goes to the local cafe .....
He sits next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman says:

- "It's weird, I've just ordered a glass of Champagne!"

- "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder, who adds:

- "It's a special day for me ..... I'm celebrating it".
- "It's a special day for me too, I'm celebrating it too!" Says the woman.

- "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder!


While they clink the man asks:
- "What are you celebrating?"
- "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!"


- "What a coincidence !" said the man:
- "I am a breeder of poultry and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they have all laid eggs fertilized".


"It's great," said the woman, "how did you make your hens fertile?
- "I used another rooster," he replies.


The woman smiles and says:
-" What a coincidence!



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Mar 11, 2019 07:39:39   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Cold!

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Mar 11, 2019 11:33:25   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
DAMN........that's Brutal !!!!! but Hilarious !

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Mar 11, 2019 11:34:21   #
Bullittjon Loc: Minnesota
 
😂

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Mar 11, 2019 13:25:24   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 

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Mar 11, 2019 22:51:22   #
BamaTexan Loc: Deep in the heart of Texas
 
LMAO!!!!

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Mar 11, 2019 23:08:54   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
LOL... good one.

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Mar 12, 2019 00:02:45   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Thanks to all for commenting.

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Mar 24, 2019 09:57:20   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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