A Ghostly approach: A while back I was asked how I was able to get so close to birds without them flying away before I could get the shot. Since obviously a telephoto lens had no part...

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A Ghostly approach

Feb 20, 2019 16:31:39 #

Riverrat2 Loc: South East Idaho

A while back I was asked how I was able to get so close to birds without them flying away before I could get the shot. Since obviously a telephoto lens had no part in this, I was forced to explain the technique. the first step is to initiate an out -of-body experience and to become ethereal. The second step is to use my telekinetic abilities to transport the bird to a favorable spot. Then, since the bird could not see the photographer, I was able to approach as closely as I wished. I enlisted a friend to demonstrate this technique. The first photo is the spot where I wanted to shoot the bird. The second shows the bird before transport. The third shows the photographer before I explained to her how to become ghostly, and the fourth shows how she was able to approach closely after I teleported the bird to the correct spot. These abilities can be acquired by most people by reading a good book on photoshop.