sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, lousy election lies and accusations etc. I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Folks, we're screwed...

Sarge

emrob62 Loc: NEPA

Even in your depressed state you make us giggle. Just remeber that commiting suicide won't solve anything, especialy since there is still a death tax

Coolcameragirl Loc: Bradenton, FL

So true, but it made me laugh nonetheless.

ace-mt Loc: Montana

You nailed it Sarge.

sinatraman Loc: Vero Beach Florida, Earth,alpha quaudrant

that is it, i am officialy no longer depressed and heading towards giddy!

BigBear Loc: Northern CT

Way to go and put things in perspective Sarge !!!
One of your best yet Buddy !!! :thumbup:

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

ha,ha,ha,