Honeymoon
Feb 16, 2019 11:15:14 #
Did you hear about the 98 year old man that married the 96 year old woman and spent there honeymoon
getting out of the car
getting out of the car
Feb 16, 2019 11:19:36 #
Feb 16, 2019 11:37:37 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
R Dubs wrote:
Did you hear about the 98 year old man that married the 96 year old woman and spent there honeymoon
getting out of the car
getting out of the car
It's funny cruel, but has an element for laughter. We all hope to live to 96-98 years. This is a nightclub joke, that would arouse laughter. From young and old. Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield style joke?
Feb 16, 2019 11:41:49 #
BillyP
Loc: Cedar Point, NC
Oh I'm sorry if ya'll took my reply wrong... I thought I was being funny too.
mas24 wrote:
It's funny cruel, but has an element for laughter. We all hope to live to 96-98 years. This is a nightclub joke, that would arouse laughter. From young and old. Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke?
Feb 16, 2019 12:14:03 #
I thought it was funny. I can identify, although I'm only in my mid seventies, depending on the type of car, I can have a hard time getting in and out of it.
Feb 16, 2019 12:24:20 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
BillyP wrote:
Oh I'm sorry if ya'll took my reply wrong... I thought I was being funny too.
I said it was funny cruel. Still funny. Some elderly may differ. Can you imagine if Rodney Dangerfield said this joke on TV, if he were still living. People would laugh their butts off. Why? Because he was an elderly comedian. Sometimes it is good to laugh at yourself.
Feb 16, 2019 15:43:53 #
BillyP
Loc: Cedar Point, NC
mas24 wrote:
I said it was funny cruel. Still funny. Some elderly may differ. Can you imagine if Rodney Dangerfield said this joke on TV, if he were still living. People would laugh their butts off. Why? Because he was an elderly comedian. Sometimes it is good to laugh at yourself.
I get the humor. Not in my 90s, yet, but I changed out the toilets in the house to those raised ones, already.
Feb 16, 2019 15:52:37 #
Feb 17, 2019 07:22:36 #
Popeye wrote:
We have grab bars for assistance if needed
Or a rope anchored to the other wall or the ceiling.
Feb 17, 2019 08:14:11 #
Popeye wrote:
I thought it was funny. I can identify, although I'm only in my mid seventies, depending on the type of car, I can have a hard time getting in and out of it.
Popeye, I am almost 76 and also find it difficult getting in and out of cars. But oddly enuf, I have no problem riding my mountain bike on flat smooth roads.
Feb 17, 2019 08:38:44 #
H.ll I'm just happy to be here. no matter how much trouble it is getting up and down and in and out. The only thing that scare me is when I fell in the shower with know one around , my cell in the other room. Took me 20 minute to get out of the tub. I guess that is a problem when all 5 of my roomys have fur and bark. 
Feb 17, 2019 10:03:41 #
PRETENDER wrote:
H.ll I'm just happy to be here. no matter how much trouble it is getting up and down and in and out. The only thing that scare me is when I fell in the shower with know one around , my cell in the other room. Took me 20 minute to get out of the tub. I guess that is a problem when all 5 of my roomys have fur and bark.
glad your OK, my dad did the same.......scary time......my grab bars are on their way, I'll learn from his mistake
Feb 17, 2019 10:26:05 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
PRETENDER wrote:
H.ll I'm just happy to be here. no matter how much trouble it is getting up and down and in and out. The only thing that scare me is when I fell in the shower with know one around , my cell in the other room. Took me 20 minute to get out of the tub. I guess that is a problem when all 5 of my roomys have fur and bark.
Get one of those non slip bathtub or shower rubber mats. You can get them at most bath and shower departments at Retail Stores. The price is reasonable too. Get one. And keep your cell phone always nearby, so you can call for help, if necessary. You can put your cell phone inside a ziplock, to protect it from moisture. And have it within reach outside the tub or shower.
Feb 17, 2019 10:30:30 #
Feb 17, 2019 11:42:00 #
Not Rodney Dangerfield ----Henney Youngman . I'm old enough to remember him so I can make remarks about old people because I can identify, I are one
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