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The Golden Years. (might be a little sensitive to some)
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Feb 10, 2019 07:21:13   #
camerabuff58
 
My sister in law gave a shirt to me when I turned sixty last year.
It says:
The Golden Years
I cannot see!
I cannot pee!
I cannot chew!
I cannot screw!
My memory shrinks!
My hearing stinks!
No sense of smell!
I look like hell!
My bodies drooping!
Have trouble pooping!
Yes, The Golden Years Have Come At Last
The Golden Years can.....

Kiss My Ass!!!
I am glad it's just the hearing for me so far. :-)

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Feb 10, 2019 07:23:59   #
bedouin
 
I can live with all of those except one! And I'll leave that to your imagination.

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Feb 10, 2019 07:27:59   #
tommy2
 
Wow, sure don't want to see a listing of your status if and when you catch up with us 80 year old kids!

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Feb 10, 2019 07:31:21   #
camerabuff58
 
We all know which that one is

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Feb 10, 2019 07:46:32   #
jaymatt (a regular here)
 

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Feb 10, 2019 07:48:33   #
Blu1Dog
 
still laughing...

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Feb 10, 2019 08:04:55   #
al13
 
camerabuff58 wrote:
My sister in law gave a shirt to me when I turned sixty last year.
It says:
The Golden Years
I cannot see!
I cannot pee!
I cannot chew!
I cannot screw!
My memory shrinks!
My hearing stinks!
No sense of smell!
I look like hell!
My bodies drooping!
Have trouble pooping!
Yes, The Golden Years Have Come At Last
The Golden Years can.....

Kiss My Ass!!!
I am glad it's just the hearing for me so far. :-)

You haven"t see anything yet. I will not give you what's coming in the next 15 years.

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Feb 10, 2019 08:06:09   #
B_meyer5.55NY (a regular here)
 
Welcome to our "baby boomer" group.
Rock ON!

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Feb 10, 2019 08:07:48   #
exakta56
 
Rather than the



An alternative to the "Golden Years' is another grouping:

'The Metallic Years' Gold in your teeth, silver in your hair and lead in your ass.

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Feb 10, 2019 08:09:54   #
DaveO (a regular here)
 
Used to hold it down to prevent peeing in my eye.

Now I hold it up to keep from peeing in my sock...

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Feb 10, 2019 08:13:33   #
JeffL
 
It’s more like the Rusty Years! It’s golden for the doctors.

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Feb 10, 2019 08:16:09   #
BboH
 
As my wife says - growing old is not for sissy's!

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Feb 10, 2019 08:19:42   #
venneman
 
bedouin wrote:
I can live with all of those except one! And I'll leave that to your imagination.


Yeah, having trouble pooping certainly will suck.

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Feb 10, 2019 08:25:45   #
camerabuff58
 
Love it...so true

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Feb 10, 2019 08:27:25   #
camerabuff58
 
JeffL
Boy ain't that the truth.

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