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More than 100% (mathematically speaking)
Feb 9, 2019 15:28:37   #
JHS Loc: Carmichael, CA
 
Mathematically Brilliant... It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly
mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this :What Makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103% ?What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there. It ’s the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over
the top.
Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

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Feb 9, 2019 16:03:04   #
TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC
 
Very cute 😸 - thanks.

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