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Jan 29, 2019 11:08:52   #
John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN
 
1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arby�s to work at McDonald�s

2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through

4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do

5. EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist

6. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate.

7. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

8. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.

9. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

10. HEROES
What a man in a boat does

11. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower

12. PARADOX
Two physicians

13. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm

14. POLARIZE
What penguins see through

15. PRIMATE
Remove your spouse from in front of TV

16. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring

17. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife

18. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does

19. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official

20. PARADIGMS
20 cents

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Jan 29, 2019 11:20:45   #
Advark
 
You have a great sense of humor and a love of words.
Thanks for sharing your humor

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Jan 29, 2019 11:27:31   #
foodie65
 
[quote=John_F]1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arby�s to work at McDonald�s
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Jan 29, 2019 12:23:14   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jan 29, 2019 12:48:29   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Jan 30, 2019 06:53:34   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
Love it, thanks for sharing

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Jan 30, 2019 09:40:43   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Very good

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Jan 30, 2019 10:33:41   #
rmm0605 Loc: Atlanta GA
 
John_F wrote:
1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arby�s to work at McDonald�s

2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through

4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do

5. EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist

6. CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate.

7. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

8. ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.

9. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

10. HEROES
What a man in a boat does

11. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower

12. PARADOX
Two physicians

13. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm

14. POLARIZE
What penguins see through

15. PRIMATE
Remove your spouse from in front of TV

16. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring

17. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife

18. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does

19. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official

20. PARADIGMS
20 cents
1. ARBITRAITOR br A cook that leaves Arby�... (show quote)


John F, Good sense of humor. Is the cold getting to you up there???

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Jan 30, 2019 10:41:19   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
Put a big smile on my face this morning. Thanks for posting.

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Jan 30, 2019 12:15:23   #
Redmond Loc: Oregon
 
good way to start the day with a smile...

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Jan 30, 2019 13:08:52   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Great ones. Still working on a couple. Liked Control.

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Jan 30, 2019 15:40:59   #
Flyerace Loc: Mt Pleasant, WI
 
How fun! I've never before seen a list of these words. Thanks!

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Jan 30, 2019 17:21:18   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Jan 30, 2019 17:54:01   #
exakta56 Loc: Orford,New Hampshire
 
your word play is great fun, thanks

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Jan 30, 2019 20:28:48   #
Quaking Aspen Loc: Cottage Grove, OR
 
I just got a good rubdown from my misogynist.

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