LittleRed

Did I read that sign right?

"Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."

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In a Laundromat:

Automatic Washing Machines : Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

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In a department store:

Bargain basement upstairs...

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In an office:

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

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In an office:

After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

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Outside a second-hand store:

We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

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Notice in health food shop window:

Closed due to illness...

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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)

Elephants, please stay in your car.

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Seen during a conference:

For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor.

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Sign in a farmer's field:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

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Message on a leaflet:

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

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On a repair shop door:

We can repair anything. (Please knock on the door - the bell doesn't work)

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

LittleRed (Ron)

NMGal Loc: NE NM

I would have to agree with you.

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Some are intended puns, the others, well .....

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

There had to be some humor intended with some of them.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Good ones. I was a writing teacher and have seen so many over the years.

EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace

On UHH I would have say that is true.