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Nov 27, 2018 12:45:38   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
The Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked for a raise in pay. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about it. She asked,

"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason eez that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora. The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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Nov 27, 2018 13:25:39   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
I'd laugh or give you a thumbs up, but I'm sure the PC police would pisssss and moan.

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Nov 27, 2018 13:39:38   #
JohnSwanda Loc: San Francisco
 
DaveO wrote:
I'd laugh or give you a thumbs up, but I'm sure the PC police would pisssss and moan.


The joke works just as well no matter what the nationality of the maid, unless you think the "accent" makes it funnier.

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Nov 27, 2018 13:51:16   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
JohnSwanda wrote:
The joke works just as well no matter what the nationality of the maid, unless you think the "accent" makes it funnier.


LOL, I am not the PC police!

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Nov 28, 2018 06:09:05   #
achesley Loc: SW Louisiana
 
Love it!

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Nov 28, 2018 08:41:42   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Information is king! : )

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Nov 28, 2018 13:45:47   #
oregon don
 
JohnSwanda wrote:
The joke works just as well no matter what the nationality of the maid, unless you think the "accent" makes it funnier.


As my dad told me,"even in a crowd of two there is always one A H"

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Nov 28, 2018 16:34:09   #
rdevillar
 
There is no justifiable reason for this type of ethnocentric slight to be published in this Forum, in any of its categories. It is tasteless. It is not a question of political correctness; it is, rather, a vestige of abusive and misguided privilege that should not be given a platform in this Forum.

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Nov 28, 2018 17:18:16   #
Althefarmer Loc: Somerset, Ky
 
"There is no justifiable reason for this type of ethnocentric slight to be published in this Forum, in any of its categories. It is tasteless. It is not a question of political correctness; it is, rather, a vestige of abusive and misguided privilege that should not be given a platform in this Forum."


I believe you should lighten up....

Good joke

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Nov 28, 2018 18:24:35   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
rdevillar wrote:
There is no justifiable reason for this type of ethnocentric slight to be published in this Forum, in any of its categories. It is tasteless. It is not a question of political correctness; it is, rather, a vestige of abusive and misguided privilege that should not be given a platform in this Forum.


Lighten up, dude ... it's just a frigging joke. Hell this country elected a vestige of abusive and misguided privilege President.

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Nov 28, 2018 18:31:32   #
canarywood1 Loc: Sarasota,Florida
 
rdevillar wrote:
There is no justifiable reason for this type of ethnocentric slight to be published in this Forum, in any of its categories. It is tasteless. It is not a question of political correctness; it is, rather, a vestige of abusive and misguided privilege that should not be given a platform in this Forum.




And just who made you judge and jury?????????

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Nov 29, 2018 04:19:53   #
Griff Loc: Warwick U.K.
 
rdevillar wrote:
There is no justifiable reason for this type of ethnocentric slight to be published in this Forum, in any of its categories. It is tasteless. It is not a question of political correctness; it is, rather, a vestige of abusive and misguided privilege that should not be given a platform in this Forum.


In English (at the least) there is a whole raft of jokes and stories populated by various social and national stereotypes, ranging from ‘The Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman type of joke’ to those characterised by differences of religion.
Are all these to be junked at the behest of rdevillar (a member of 6 days standing!)?
If this person thinks it necessary to admonish us from the giddy heights of their moral mountain, may I suggest they rather exit this forum quickly to avoid being caused any further outrage.

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Nov 29, 2018 07:40:19   #
rightofattila
 
Lighten up Francis. Better go to your safe space with the rest of the liberal snowflakes.

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Nov 29, 2018 12:04:30   #
Althefarmer Loc: Somerset, Ky
 
He/she must have missed my Italian joke... I wasn't admonished for that... I feel left out.

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Nov 29, 2018 20:21:53   #
oregon don
 
Althefarmer wrote:
He/she must have missed my Italian joke... I wasn't admonished for that... I feel left out.


I missed it !!!

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