Heart Warming Lawyer
Nov 4, 2018 19:32:01 #
One afternoon a lawyer was riding along in his big limousine When he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.".
Did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.".
Did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
Nov 4, 2018 19:55:29 #
Nov 4, 2018 20:51:48 #
Nov 5, 2018 07:07:46 #
Blaster34 wrote:
One afternoon a lawyer was riding along in his big... (show quote)
Heard it before, but it’s still funny!
Nov 5, 2018 07:10:33 #
jaymatt wrote:
Heard it before, but it’s still funny!
I presumed many did but I hadn't and yes its funny and maybe oh so true....
Nov 5, 2018 08:12:15 #
A lawyer told me that something like 95% of new laws relate to insurance and banking, and they do not favor the public.
Nov 5, 2018 08:17:32 #
jerryc41 wrote:
A lawyer told me that something like 95% of new laws relate to insurance and banking, and they do not favor the public.
With the disaster Dodd Frank, maybe some new banking laws are definitely in order, just to keep small banks in business. However, it seems lawyers in Congress have been making laws to strictly to suit their lawyer colleagues
Nov 5, 2018 11:07:48 #
The UHH carried this some months earlier, but then as they say "an oldie but goodie."
Nov 5, 2018 12:38:05 #
John_F wrote:
The UHH carried this some months earlier, but then as they say "an oldie but goodie."
Obviously I missed it....thanks John
Nov 5, 2018 14:43:35 #
A lawyer and his banker friend were swimming in the ocean when the under toe took them far out. The lawyer ask the banker "can you float alone?" Ill try to swim in and get help. The banker replied. "Im out here drowning and you want to barrow money.
Nov 5, 2018 16:46:52 #
Hal81 wrote:
A lawyer and his banker friend were swimming in the ocean when the under toe took them far out. The lawyer ask the banker "can you float alone?" Ill try to swim in and get help. The banker replied. "Im out here drowning and you want to barrow money.
Nov 5, 2018 17:32:06 #
Nov 5, 2018 17:38:20 #
jerryc41 wrote:
A lawyer told me that something like 95% of new laws relate to insurance and banking, and they do not favor the public.
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