usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

A husband walks into 'Victoria's Secret' to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price… the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin

Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast

Could have figured that would come from a naval aviator....good one

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

trainspotter Loc: Oregon

Two police officers on patrol...get a call about a domestic shooting....once they arrive, they see a man laying on the porch. There is a woman inside holding a mop. After a few questions by the officers, they called dispatch to report in. "Sarge,...we have a woman who shot her husband for walking on her clean floor. Well have you made an arrest? No Sarge....floor is still wet!