Blame something else...
....when you are RED.
One evening at dinner, the youngest daughter asks her father:
"Dad, why are you still all red?" -
Well you see my daughter, it's summer, and on a motorcycle, you get sunburn and it gives you red skin.
The girl opines but does not seem totally convinced.
"But dad, in winter you're all red ..."
- Yes, my daughter, but in winter it's cold. On the motorcycle, the cold and the speed make your skin red.
" Then the mother, exhausted, grab the Jim Beam bottle and hands it to her daughter: "Here, pass the motorcycle to your father! "
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