Divorce: Me: I want a divorce. Lawyer: Why? Me: My wife goes from bars to bars. Lawyer: Are you saying that she's an alcoholic or that she's cheating? Me: No, she's looking for me.

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Oct 17, 2018 08:03:27 #

royden Loc: Decatur, GA

Me: I want a divorce.
Lawyer: Why?
Me: My wife goes from bars to bars.
Lawyer: Are you saying that she's an alcoholic or that she's cheating?
Me: No, she's looking for me.

Oct 17, 2018 08:06:28 #

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

It's awful when they search for you!

Oct 17, 2018 08:19:54 #

Bill MN Loc: Western MN

Good grounds for a divorce.

Oct 17, 2018 08:22:34 #

PicsFixer

The wife can keep the kids and the dog.........The cameras, the MAC and the printers are mine!!! Oh, she can keep the silverware also.

Oct 17, 2018 16:34:55 #

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

LOL.

Oct 18, 2018 08:03:24 #

Robert R Loc: Indianapolis and Naples

In what seems like another lifetime, I was living in a small central Florida town, worked in a health clinic, and one of the nurse's husband was a policeman. I asked the policeman if i could ride along with him on patrol. He said OK. He was on night patrol, and in the course of the evening he encountered what appeared to be a drunk driver. He pulled the driver over, arrested him for DUI, and transported him to the police station. Upon getting to the station, another officer was booking the man's wife for DUI. When they saw each other, the man asked his wife what she was doing? Her answer, "I was out looking for you". True story.

Oct 18, 2018 08:40:19 #

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

royden wrote:

Me: I want a divorce.
Lawyer: Why?
Me: My wife goes from bars to bars.
Lawyer: Are you saying that she's an alcoholic or that she's cheating?
Me: No, she's looking for me.