Perks of Being Over The Hill
Oct 10, 2018 22:46:44 #
WIZARDofJOZ
Loc: Midwest
* There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.
* Things that you buy now won't wear out.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.
* You can sing along with elevator music.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.
* Your eyes won't get too much worse.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "
* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
* No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
* You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
* Things that you buy now won't wear out.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.
* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.
* You can sing along with elevator music.
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.
* Your eyes won't get too much worse.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "
* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans.
* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.
* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.
* No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
* You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
Oct 10, 2018 22:52:17 #
Oct 11, 2018 09:20:07 #
I understand them.
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Oct 11, 2018 09:42:28 #
Plieku69 wrote:
I understand them.
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Happy birthday! Keep thinking of yourself as being 30-something.
Oct 11, 2018 10:29:26 #
Oct 11, 2018 11:21:05 #
Oct 11, 2018 15:43:59 #
Plieku69 wrote:
I understand them.
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Getting close to the start of my 9th
Oct 11, 2018 17:03:42 #
Oct 11, 2018 20:36:29 #
Plieku69 wrote:
I understand them.
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
Today's the beginning of my 7th decade of life.
Ken
If you’re feeling all of these at 61 you’re in trouble😊
Oct 18, 2018 12:33:25 #
Dannj wrote:
If you’re feeling all of these at 61 you’re in trouble😊
Hey, I'm feeling them at 80!!
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