Tom, I can't help but admire someone who acts like a heal and then doubles down on it. I find it amusing when someone who hides behind the anonymity of a forum like this plays the curmudgeon just because they're bored or trying to get a rise out of someone. I shouldn't respond, but today I must be just about as bored as you are.
Truly though, here is my golden rule about commenting on models in this forum section: Don't say anything about a model that you wouldn't say in their presence. When a model sheds their clothes, it's not an open invitation for critique on their physical appearance.
As for clothes, I have only been involved in a couple of shoots where the wardrobe was dictated by myself or a third party. Most of the time I let the model pick their clothes because it will be something they feel attractive in. If they're shy, it may be something they feel confident wearing. I shoot a lot of strip sequences. Putting the model in something they like makes the transition to wearing less easier. I may choose between outfit A and outfit B, but that's about it. Often I just ask, what did you bring to shoot in today? I realize that being an amatuer this may be a much different approach than a pro, but with the women I shoot, that's how I work.
This dynamic is especially true with my wife, for as you may imagine, the photographer/wife dynamic is much different than the photographer/paid model dynamic. That said, I feel wardrobe criticism is certainly fair game, I'm just explaining that many times wardrobe choices are out of my hands. Like I said before, I bring the camera, the model brings the rest.
So here are some of the juicier bits of your reply:
Tom G wrote:
seedy looking moldy green "table cloth" she wore. Not a beautiful sight.
Really? That's a crocheted sweater. A color she picked out because it looks good against both peaches and reds, e.g. her pale skin and hair.
Tom G wrote:
And the 2XL bikini she wore was as unappealing as a men's small Speedo might look on me.
Here you're just being an ass. It's a pair of lace panties and they match that moldy sweater you like so well. You'll have to post a speedo selfie for us to judge the rest of this statement.
Tom G wrote:
#2 focused on her drooping, seemingly heavy right bosom and detracted from everything else. (My first thought was "don't get yer tit caught in the wringer".)
Are you sure you're not being negative about the model here? And what is "seemingly heavy"? For goodness sake, they are heavy. You could not make it as a boudoir photographer because you couldn't deal with taking images of "real" people. Not every woman that sheds clothes in front of my lens looks like the 20-year-olds I managed to shoot in college.
Tom G wrote:
Pose #3 caused me to wonder what might be intended? Maybe some Fido style sex?
This is asinine. As I stated before, she was telling our friend and me about a fish hook stuck into a board on the dock. I included this because I thought it was a cute candid. I guess the concepts of both cute and candid are lost on you.
Again, if you ever get in my neck of the woods, It would be our treat to set up some studio time so you could try your hand at this. I can assure you it's not as easy as it looks. I bet you'd be more uncomfortable wearing clothes than the ladies would be wearing nothing.
PS. I find it telling that your avatar is a stolen image.