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TEXT MESSAGE TO NEIGHBOR:
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to
make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have
been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At
least I’m telling you in this text and I can’t live with myself
a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is
that when you’re not around I’ve been sharing your wife, day and
night. In fact, probably much more than you have. I haven’t been
getting it at home recently and I know that that’s no excuse.
The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt
and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please
suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

Regards,
Richard

NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot
Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a
stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his
phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last
text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned
Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh?
It’ll be the death of us all.
Regards,
Richard

One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID

Good one, let that be a warning.

Martys Loc: Lubec, Maine

My Wi Fi is the love of my life.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana