nanaval Loc: Cornwall

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.


The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.


Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.


Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?


'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce lawyer.'

georgiapeach2 Loc: Georgia the Peach State

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

LOL!

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Yep!

Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

I didn't see that coming. As every guy who has had to deal with divorce lawyers knows, they have unique ways to peel layers off your cash roll.

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

Now that's funny. She does that for a living. LOL

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Robin Williams: 'Divorce is like ripping a man’s genitals out through his wallet’

Sylvias Loc: North Yorkshire England

Sooo funny Val.

nanaval Loc: Cornwall

Glad you all enjoyed the joke..

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Good one.

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Funny joke1! While reading it I kept thinking of the Texan who did something of the same thing on a woman in a fancy restaurant by performing the Hindlick Maneuver.

DickC Loc: NE Washington state