you wanted a good joke
Jul 27, 2012 19:14:32 #
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions.)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(Controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions.)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(Controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
Jul 28, 2012 08:55:56 #
I have a beer koozie that has written on it " My secret fantasy, 2 men... One cooking, the other.cleaning ;-)
Jul 28, 2012 14:18:26 #
ggttc wrote:
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after wor... (show quote)
OUTSTANDING!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 28, 2012 23:11:25 #
Just because I am comfortable with my sexuality,I'll share a poem I saw somewhere.
Women have many faults,men have only two,
Everything they say,and everything they do.
Women have many faults,men have only two,
Everything they say,and everything they do.
Jul 29, 2012 00:53:42 #
My wife informed me before we were married that she would decorate the home using "Fung Shway" sp?. I said cool, what's Fung Shway? she replied that the strictest translation was, " Put all husband's $hit in garage"
She was right, I looked it up. :shock:
She was right, I looked it up. :shock:
Jul 29, 2012 04:40:13 #
Jul 29, 2012 05:43:54 #
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