The Miami Marlins were playing the Milwaukee Brewers in Milwaukee; the score was tied 7 to 7, there were two outs, and the bases were loaded. It was the last half of the 9th inning, and the count was 3 balls and 2 strikes. with the Marlins at bat.
The great Brewer pitcher, Mel Famy, was on the mound. He had played the whole game and was sweating like a pig.
Before the critical pitch, Mel called a time out and motioned the Bat Boy to the mound. The Bat Boy approached Mel with a cold bottle of beer, which he took and guzzled down in one long swig.
He sneered and threw the empty bottle toward the Marlins' dugout.
Then he wound up and threw the pitch. The ball was low and outside and the Umpire called a “Walk”. The winning run was forced Home from 3rd, and the Marlins won the game.
After the crowd was gone, the Marlins' Manager, picked up the empty beer bottle that Mel threw toward his dugout, looked at the label, and proclaimed, “What a souvenir? This was The Beer That Made Mel Famy Walk Us”.
Tom G wrote:
The Miami Marlins were playing the Milwaukee Brewers in Milwaukee; the score was tied 7 to 7, there were two outs, and the bases were loaded. It was the last half of the 9th inning, and the count was 3 balls and 2 strikes. with the Marlins at bat.
The great Brewer pitcher, Mel Famy, was on the mound. He had played the whole game and was sweating like a pig.
Before the critical pitch, Mel called a time out and motioned the Bat Boy to the mound. The Bat Boy approached Mel with a cold bottle of beer, which he took and guzzled down in one long swig.
He sneered and threw the empty bottle toward the Marlins' dugout.
Then he wound up and threw the pitch. The ball was low and outside and the Umpire called a “Walk”. The winning run was forced Home from 3rd, and the Marlins won the game.
After the crowd was gone, the Marlins' Manager, picked up the empty beer bottle that Mel threw toward his dugout, looked at the label, and proclaimed, “What a souvenir? This was The Beer That Made Mel Famy Walk Us”.
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I was waiting for the joke. Good one.
I don't know why but my brain is hurting. Its like a train went through and left beer residue.
I live just outside of Milwaukee, so I especially enjoyed this one.
Tikva wrote:
I live just outside of Milwaukee, so I especially enjoyed this one.
Of course, Walk-ee-Shaw is da same as Milwaukee, ainna? Jah, I lived in Ozaukee for over 42 years.
Joe Domin wrote:
I don't know why but my brain is hurting. Its like a train went through and left beer residue.
Have a couple more, den you'll be fine...
Too stupid to reply further...
How could the Marlins be at bat in the bottom on the 9th if they were in Milwaukee????
Tom G wrote:
The Miami Marlins were playing the Milwaukee Brewers in Milwaukee; the score was tied 7 to 7, there were two outs, and the bases were loaded. It was the last half of the 9th inning, and the count was 3 balls and 2 strikes. with the Marlins at bat.
The great Brewer pitcher, Mel Famy, was on the mound. He had played the whole game and was sweating like a pig.
Before the critical pitch, Mel called a time out and motioned the Bat Boy to the mound. The Bat Boy approached Mel with a cold bottle of beer, which he took and guzzled down in one long swig.
He sneered and threw the empty bottle toward the Marlins' dugout.
Then he wound up and threw the pitch. The ball was low and outside and the Umpire called a “Walk”. The winning run was forced Home from 3rd, and the Marlins won the game.
After the crowd was gone, the Marlins' Manager, picked up the empty beer bottle that Mel threw toward his dugout, looked at the label, and proclaimed, “What a souvenir? This was The Beer That Made Mel Famy Walk Us”.
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Thanks. You have a fine sense of humor !
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