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Jul 13, 2017 13:39:33   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Unreal and funny!
Mark


THESE ARE REAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK HOLIDAYS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS


1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”

3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”

5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”

6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”

9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”

10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”

12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”

14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”

15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”

16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”

19. “My fiancee and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

BE AWARE …

THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!

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Jul 13, 2017 13:47:42   #
MtnMan Loc: ID
 
Now we know who the liberal left media targets with their fake news..,

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Jul 13, 2017 13:56:35   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
I had no idea this was political. I hope you feel better.
Mark
MtnMan wrote:
Now we know who the liberal left media targets with their fake news..,

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Jul 13, 2017 13:56:49   #
cabunit Loc: SE Connecticut
 
Reimbursement for pregnancy and all its consequences could run into the millions. Then, too, as someone once said, we know now what causes that.

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Jul 13, 2017 14:23:31   #
Ched49 Loc: Pittsburgh, Pa.
 
The scary part of this...they walk among us and they VOTE!

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Jul 13, 2017 14:47:38   #
MtnMan Loc: ID
 
markngolf wrote:
I had no idea this was political. I hope you feel better.
Mark


Your vote comment wasn't political?

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Jul 13, 2017 15:59:27   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
No, it was not.
Mark
MtnMan wrote:
Your vote comment wasn't political?

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Jul 13, 2017 16:20:28   #
blue-ultra Loc: New Hampshire
 
Mark,

That made my day. Thank you for the chuckles...and...I agree. "They walk among us and they vote!"

Bob

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Jul 13, 2017 16:22:21   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thank you for that. I'm glad some think it is funny - the way I intended.
Mark
blue-ultra wrote:
Mark,

That made my day. Thank you for the chuckles...and...I agree. "They walk among us and they vote!"

Bob

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Jul 13, 2017 17:56:17   #
MtnMan Loc: ID
 
markngolf wrote:
No, it was not.
Mark


Oh. Hmmm ....

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Jul 13, 2017 20:29:50   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
MtnMan wrote:
Oh. Hmmm ....


Nap time for you....dirt nap.

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Jul 13, 2017 21:17:02   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks Dave!!
Mark
DaveO wrote:
Nap time for you....dirt nap.

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Jul 14, 2017 06:04:20   #
David in Dallas Loc: Dallas, Texas, USA
 
They were funny, and I don't think they were intended to be political. (Although I have a hard time not seeing them as such....) I believe they are real, too.

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Jul 14, 2017 06:34:09   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
There are many participants in the Attic who thrive on the political adversity often displayed here. It apparently fills and sadly distorts their every thought.

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Jul 14, 2017 06:42:51   #
MTG44 Loc: Corryton, Tennessee
 
Those are good!

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