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What Causes Arthritis!
Apr 16, 2017 09:48:01   #
Davet Loc: Fort Myers, Florida
 
What Causes Arthritis!

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living being with cheap, wicked women, Too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”, then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

MORAL: Make sure you fully understand the question before offering the answer.

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Apr 16, 2017 09:56:58   #
Donwitz Loc: Virginia Beach, VA
 
LOL

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Apr 16, 2017 12:43:59   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
That is funny..

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Apr 16, 2017 13:35:09   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
LOL!

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Apr 17, 2017 07:47:04   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Davet wrote:
What Causes Arthritis!

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living being with cheap, wicked women, Too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”, then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

MORAL: Make sure you fully understand the question before offering the answer.
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Apr 17, 2017 07:52:41   #
Granddad Loc: UK
 
Very good.
Dave.

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Apr 17, 2017 09:19:04   #
bigalw Loc: Essex - UK
 

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Apr 17, 2017 09:29:31   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
Turns out that I have arthritis. While I can appreciate the humor of this story, trust me, arthritis ain't the least bit amusing. It hurts- a lot.

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Apr 17, 2017 09:40:17   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Apr 17, 2017 09:49:04   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 

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Apr 17, 2017 20:42:33   #
Dziadzi Loc: Wilkes-Barre, PA
 
For those of you who may have thought, "why doesn't Dziadzi post any photos." I suffer from debilitating arthritis to the point that I rarely take shots any more. I seldom get out of the house so my chances of taking photos of my grandkids playing their sports is greatly diminished. Luckily, yesterday, for Easter, I was able to take about a dozen shots of them at the family's egg hunt. I don't wish to rain on anyone's joke, but, I do need to put arthritis in proper perspective.

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