Old duck joke
Sep 4, 2016 10:54:30 #
A duck walks into a bar & says to the bartender "Do you have any duck food?"
Bartendersays "This is a bar. We don't have duck food."
Next day duck walks into the same bar & says to bartender "Do you have any duck food?"
Bartender says "This is a bar. We don't have duck food."
Next day duck walks into the same bar & says to bartender "Do you have any duck food?"
The bartender says "This is a bar. We don't have duck food. And if you come in here again I will nail your feet to the floor."
Next day duck walks into the same bar & says to bartender "Do you have any nails?"
Bartender says "No."
Then the duck says "Do you have any duck food?"
Bartendersays "This is a bar. We don't have duck food."
Next day duck walks into the same bar & says to bartender "Do you have any duck food?"
Bartender says "This is a bar. We don't have duck food."
Next day duck walks into the same bar & says to bartender "Do you have any duck food?"
The bartender says "This is a bar. We don't have duck food. And if you come in here again I will nail your feet to the floor."
Next day duck walks into the same bar & says to bartender "Do you have any nails?"
Bartender says "No."
Then the duck says "Do you have any duck food?"
Sep 4, 2016 15:14:30 #
Sep 4, 2016 15:23:39 #
Sep 5, 2016 01:37:34 #
That's about as close as you can get to a "Groaner" and not be one ' 
Swede
Swede
Sep 5, 2016 07:18:46 #
Sep 5, 2016 08:18:39 #
Tom G
Loc: Atlanta, GA
cyan wrote:
A duck walks into a bar & says to the bartende... (show quote)
Old and Corny; but, Corny jokes make me laugh the hardest.
Thanks !
Sep 5, 2016 10:14:50 #
So I'm laughing out loud and my wife says "What's so funny?" I tell her this joke and she just stares at me like "that's it?" Guess some folks just don't get it.
Sep 5, 2016 10:35:15 #
Swede wrote:
That's about as close as you can get to a "Groaner" and not be one '
Swede
Swede
Makes you think.....
Sep 5, 2016 10:35:51 #
Tom G wrote:
Old and Corny; but, Corny jokes make me laugh the hardest.
Thanks !
Thanks !
Me too!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 5, 2016 10:36:33 #
Dannj wrote:
So I'm laughing out loud and my wife says "What's so funny?" I tell her this joke and she just stares at me like "that's it?" Guess some folks just don't get it.
Oh well.....you're right...
Sep 5, 2016 16:23:50 #
Sep 5, 2016 19:06:44 #
Sep 5, 2016 20:41:26 #
Jersey guy
Loc: New Joisey
Dannj wrote:
So I'm laughing out loud and my wife says "What's so funny?" I tell her this joke and she just stares at me like "that's it?" GueI get the same reaction from m wife. I guess it's a guy thing. No sense of humor...or, at least, not my same sense of humor.ss some folks just don't get it.
Sep 5, 2016 21:08:17 #
Sep 6, 2016 07:49:53 #
Jersey guy
Loc: New Joisey
A duck walks into a Drug Store and says, "I need some lip balm...my lips are chapped".
Clerk gives it to him and says, "That'll be $3.
Duck says, "Just put it on my bill"! (Get it?....Bill?)
Clerk gives it to him and says, "That'll be $3.
Duck says, "Just put it on my bill"! (Get it?....Bill?)
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