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Where is God?
Sep 14, 2015 10:23:46   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who were extremely mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked him if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".

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Sep 14, 2015 10:39:09   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Funny.

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Sep 14, 2015 10:39:12   #
RS Loc: W Columbia, SC
 
Now that is one that I certainly didn't expect -
- and, it brought out a good laugh.
Thanks . . .

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Sep 15, 2015 08:18:06   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
Pleased you enjoyed it. Thank you :thumbup:

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Sep 15, 2015 08:45:40   #
Dick Z. Loc: Downers Grove IL
 
AlMac wrote:
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who were extremely mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked him if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who wer... (show quote)


That's a great one, really made my wife laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sep 15, 2015 11:29:49   #
venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.
 
Thanks for that... I have seen it before but always good for a laugh..

Mike

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Sep 15, 2015 14:27:24   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
Excellent

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Sep 15, 2015 14:38:56   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
Boys will be boys!

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Sep 15, 2015 15:35:35   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

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Sep 15, 2015 20:12:33   #
Adicus Loc: New Zealand
 
Well I have no idea where he is either and it wasnt me wot lost him!!
Truly I do see him in lovely flowers and animals that only kill to eat and this wonderful planet just suited to us..

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Sep 15, 2015 21:38:37   #
Marionsho Loc: Kansas
 
AlMac wrote:
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who were extremely mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked him if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who wer... (show quote)


That's a good one. Didn't see it coming. Thanks.
Marion

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Sep 15, 2015 22:00:08   #
speters Loc: Grangeville/Idaho
 
I heard him say, "I've had it" (he went home)!

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Sep 16, 2015 07:39:16   #
DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona
 
:D :D

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Sep 16, 2015 09:12:02   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
Thanks for your comments :thumbup:

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