AlMac
Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
Funny stuff. Right up my alley. :thumbup: :thumbup:
This reminds me of the about a golfer. His group of very senior guys were on the tee box near a highway when just they were ready to tee off a funeral procession of a hearse and cars came by. Charlie one of the golfers was ready to hit his ball but stopped, took if his hat, faced the highway and waited for the procession to go by then returned to golf and teed off. His playing partners were and impressed by his respect. But they had seen other funerals go by since the cemetary was nearby and they never interrupted their game before, so one if them had to ask. He said, "Charlie we have never seen you do this before, why did you pause your game?" He said, "well I was married to her for 30 years it was the least I could do."
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