Clever flight attendant
Jun 27, 2015 07:10:07 #
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did.
"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time, and ask her to explain that to you."
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did.
"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time, and ask her to explain that to you."
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NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
AlMac wrote:
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qan... (show quote)
Funny! I thought the answer might be: "because one should never fly United."
Jun 27, 2015 13:55:46 #
Jun 28, 2015 06:08:19 #
ringo
Loc: australia
That's definitely an Aussie flight attendant,,,,,,,,never try and put one over an Aussie,,,,,,, regards ringo
Jun 28, 2015 06:52:45 #
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Jun 28, 2015 08:26:02 #
AlMac wrote:
"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time, and ask her to explain that to you."
"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time, and ask her to explain that to you."
That is an imperfect doublé entendre.
QANTAS may make you wait... preferring a perfect safety
record to a perfect timetable.
Jun 28, 2015 08:30:43 #
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Jun 28, 2015 14:35:09 #
AlMac wrote:
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qan... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: I like that one, thanks for the giggle.
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