Making a Snowman in Boulder, Colorado
Feb 25, 2018 00:24:45 #
buckbrush
Loc: Texas then Southwest Oregon
I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Colorado.
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
head-scarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.
Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your
a***"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live
in today!
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
head-scarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.
Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your
a***"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live
in today!
Feb 25, 2018 00:53:04 #
Feb 25, 2018 01:14:23 #
The NRA had a good old whine because it was a gun free zone and the teachers were unarmed.
BTW this snowman thing didn't go well the last time it appeared in chit chat.
BTW this snowman thing didn't go well the last time it appeared in chit chat.
Feb 25, 2018 11:38:24 #
buckbrush wrote:
I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Color... (show quote)
There is no TRUTH to this story, either. But I do wonder why you would want to live in Boulder. You should move to Longmont.
Feb 26, 2018 09:18:41 #
[quote=buckbrush]I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Colorado.
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;.....
😢 so sad but not far off the truth.
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;.....
😢 so sad but not far off the truth.
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