Little Bobby
Nov 18, 2017 12:26:38 #
buckbrush
Loc: Texas then Southwest Oregon
Little Bobby and Jenny are only ten years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bobby goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bobby bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking this was simply adorable, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bobby, you are only 10; Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bobby replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bobby instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make ten bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bobby has put so much thought into this.
"Well, Bobby, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question: What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Bobby just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bobby goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bobby bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking this was simply adorable, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bobby, you are only 10; Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bobby replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bobby instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make ten bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bobby has put so much thought into this.
"Well, Bobby, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question: What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Bobby just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
Nov 18, 2017 12:36:57 #
buckbrush wrote:
Little Bobby and Jenny are only ten years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bobby goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
<<CLIP >>
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bobby goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
<<CLIP >>
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
HEH. That one is pretty old, then again, so is the Grand Canyon and it's STILL a good crack!
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buckbrush wrote:
Little Bobby and Jenny are only ten years old, but... (show quote)
Ha! Ha! - that is so funny - probably truer today than it was when I was that age lol!
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