Short, Sweet & True...... This weeks humor
Nov 16, 2017 22:39:55 #
buckbrush
Loc: Texas then Southwest Oregon
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
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Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------
A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
****************************** ***************************
Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
Nov 17, 2017 00:24:46 #
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Nov 17, 2017 09:13:19 #
I'm glad I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I read the last one. Would have had a coffee-colored screen.
Nov 17, 2017 09:35:22 #
Nov 17, 2017 09:42:39 #
buckbrush
Loc: Texas then Southwest Oregon
Swede,
I'm at the other end of the state about 3 miles from the Rogue river.
Thinking of spending a couple of days near the Chetco River in February for Steelhead fishing and to see the conflict between the Bankies and Floaters. Should be interesting!
Alex
I'm at the other end of the state about 3 miles from the Rogue river.
Thinking of spending a couple of days near the Chetco River in February for Steelhead fishing and to see the conflict between the Bankies and Floaters. Should be interesting!
Alex
Nov 17, 2017 09:55:11 #
Tikva
Loc: Waukesha, WI
Some really good ones in there. Can't decide which one I like the best, but it could be the little boy in the bathtub.
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Nov 21, 2017 18:27:09 #
Swede wrote:
Good ones 
How close to the Columbia are you?
1/4 of a mile for me.
Swede
How close to the Columbia are you?
1/4 of a mile for me.
Swede
You got me beat, I'm 9 miles!!
Nov 21, 2017 19:23:38 #
DickC wrote:
You got me beat, I'm 9 miles!!
COOL, do you do any fishing?
Where are you located?
Swede
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