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Frank Feldman - The Perfect Man
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Jun 26, 2017 11:44:21   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."

Passenger: “Who?”

Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a man who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing man.”

Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”

Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

Passenger: “What a fella' !”

Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “How did you meet him?”

Cabbie: “Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”

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Jun 26, 2017 11:51:00   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
Very funny. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Jun 26, 2017 11:54:39   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks.
Mark
jeep_daddy wrote:
Very funny. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Jun 26, 2017 12:14:13   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Good laugh!

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Jun 26, 2017 12:28:13   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks, Dave.
Mark
DaveO wrote:
Good laugh!

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Jun 26, 2017 13:14:43   #
Leo Perez
 
I know his brother, same way..........funny

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Jun 26, 2017 15:06:21   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Leo Perez wrote:
I know his brother, same way..........funny



Mark

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Jun 27, 2017 07:03:14   #
TonyF Loc: Bradenton, FL
 
Very good! Thanks

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Jun 27, 2017 07:36:39   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Mt pleasure.
Mark
TonyF wrote:
Very good! Thanks

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Jun 27, 2017 07:57:15   #
buckbrush Loc: Texas then Southwest Oregon
 
Mark,
Thanks for the first smile of the day. A good way to start it.
Alex

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Jun 27, 2017 08:30:04   #
Travelin' Bud Loc: New Mexico, Central Ohio & Eastern Kentucky
 
LOL. That was great! Thanks for the chuckle. 😅

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Jun 27, 2017 08:30:51   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks, "Bud".
Mark
Travelin' Bud wrote:
LOL. That was great! Thanks for the chuckle. 😅

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Jun 27, 2017 08:42:32   #
bubba5898 Loc: Coolidge Arizona
 
Mark
I thought I married his wife!!!

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Jun 27, 2017 08:56:39   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jun 27, 2017 09:16:36   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
bubba5898 wrote:
Mark
I thought I married his wife!!!



Mark

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