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Mar 15, 2017 14:04:54   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
burkphoto wrote:
Well, I've never done anything remotely like this, and wouldn't, but I have done enough portraiture to comment.

Be sure you know EXACTLY and SPECIFICALLY what, and how much, they want you to show. It's their "show". You don't get to direct it. If they want a story with a timeline, capture a story with a timeline. Just be sure you know when it starts, and when it is supposed to end (from your perspective). If they want ONE scene, both you and they must know what that looks like. So consider a "clothed simulation" rehearsal.

Have a personal exit strategy in case they encounter "significant emotional distress."

Beyond all else, be sure to get a written release that relieves you of all responsibility for dissemination of the photos, whether over the Internet or via any other means.

In some communities, covering this kind of event in a certain manner can be considered pornography, no matter what else you or your client may call it. So be cautious. Go to Las Vegas if they want hard core!

That said, there are all too many good, bad, and ugly examples of similar things on Tumblr (and those 2 billion porn sites out there).

The use of soft, indirect, diffused, and bounced lighting is recommended for photographing skin of average subjects.

Accent lights can be harder light sources, but you need plenty of broad fill sources to flatter bodies.

Keep all lights at the same color temperature. Don't use any flash — they don't need any distractions! About 500 watts worth of 91 CRI, 5500°K CFLs will do it.

Put some of those CFLs in table lamps, and bounce the rest off the ceiling, or use very large soft boxes or umbrellas. Use a digital calibration target to set manual exposure and custom white balance. You need that, especially if the sheets on the bed are white.

If they want video and stills, record JPEGs (or JPEGs and raw) for the stills. The raw files are highly unlikely to match the video, no matter how you process them. (This is all the more reason to use a cal target.)

A large hotel room (in Las Vegas?) where you can set up lighting in advance works. Just be sure the ceiling is white, and you have enough outlets or power strips for your lights.

As far as angles, unless they want you to work from a tripod for some reason, plan to walk around and get whatever they asked for. A 24-70mm f/2.8 (full frame equivalent) zoom would be my lens choice, with an 85mm f/1.8 (FF equivalent) handy.

It should go without saying... DON'T keep copies, and DO respect their privacy. If they want to throw a party and show all their friends, that's their business.

Good luck!
Well, I've never done anything remotely like this,... (show quote)


Well said, and to repeat my earlier comment: "Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage,..." William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, Act 1, scene 5.

You don't want to be the photographer that is either hanged or hung out to dry....

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Mar 15, 2017 14:10:08   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
burkphoto wrote:
Hey, when they are having sex at 70, holding photos of their consummation over each other's shoulder just might encourage them. (Apologies to cartoonist Sam Gross for borrowing his idea)


What does seventy have to do with it?

As the old joke goes: "The Doctor says 'At your age sex could be fatal' and the (male) patient responds 'If she dies, she dies!' "

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Mar 15, 2017 14:14:10   #
LoneRangeFinder Loc: Left field
 
Peterff wrote:
What does seventy have to do with it?

As the old joke goes: "The Doctor says 'At your age sex could be fatal' and the (male) patient responds 'If she dies, she dies!' "
What does seventy have to do with it? img src="h... (show quote)





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Mar 15, 2017 14:14:48   #
burkphoto Loc: High Point, NC
 
Peterff wrote:
Well said, and to repeat my earlier comment: "Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage,..." William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, Act 1, scene 5.

You don't want to be the photographer that is either hanged or hung out to dry....


So true.

God help the groom if he can't perform in this situation, especially if SHE is the one who wanted the photos.

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Mar 15, 2017 14:18:41   #
burkphoto Loc: High Point, NC
 
Peterff wrote:
What does seventy have to do with it?

As the old joke goes: "The Doctor says 'At your age sex could be fatal' and the (male) patient responds 'If she dies, she dies!' "
What does seventy have to do with it? img src="h... (show quote)


There's this really funny Sam Gross cartoon from the 1970s that shows a withered old couple in bed, having sex. Each is holding a photo of the other in their youth... The point being, they needed that for inspiration! It was a little perverted in 1970s America, but I thought it was so funny, I still remember it.

Long live the fantasy...

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Mar 15, 2017 14:21:22   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
burkphoto wrote:
There's this really funny Sam Gross cartoon from the 1970s that shows a withered old couple in bed, having sex. Each is holding a photo of the other in their youth... The point being, they needed that for inspiration! It was a little perverted in 1970s America, but I thought it was so funny, I still remember it.

Long live the fantasy...


At least we can remember it!

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Mar 15, 2017 14:32:55   #
aellman Loc: Boston MA
 
rafikiphoto wrote:
Ah, now you're getting into the area of aesthetics...


Most people don't know that congress has multiple definitions.

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Mar 15, 2017 14:40:07   #
wesm Loc: Los Altos CA
 
rochephoto wrote:
I have a client couple who want me to photograph the consummation of their marriage. I've never done this before, but I'm sure there are a few of you Pros out there that have experience at this. Any tips on angles, lighting, location etc. I'm only going to get one shot at this.
Thanks!!


I'd go for the natural, low-light look, which means either my 85mm f/1.2, or, more likely, a 70-200 f2.8 zoom with high ISO -- but you probably want that B&W, "grainy" look, anyway. I'm not sure I'd want to get too close.

This will be a real test of your professionalism!

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Mar 15, 2017 14:42:31   #
wesm Loc: Los Altos CA
 
n3eg wrote:
One word: MIRRORLESS.


Priceless.

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Mar 15, 2017 15:23:52   #
burkphoto Loc: High Point, NC
 
wesm wrote:
Priceless.


Yeah, with the right mirrorless camera, he could record video in 4K and pull 8.2 MP stills from it. Multi-media consummation!

(And yes, I got the joke...)

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Mar 15, 2017 15:25:59   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
n3eg wrote:
One word: MIRRORLESS.


But mirrors offer infinite creative opportunity! What is it with you small minded sensor guys?

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Mar 15, 2017 15:30:19   #
cfbudd Loc: Atlanta, Georgia
 
Be sure to shoot RAW.

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Mar 15, 2017 16:19:59   #
MtnMan Loc: ID
 
Do they want it in Intercourse, PA?

(A real town: http://lancasterpa.com/intercourse/ )

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Mar 15, 2017 16:42:15   #
jackm1943 Loc: Omaha, Nebraska
 
rochephoto wrote:
I have a client couple who want me to photograph the consummation of their marriage. I've never done this before, but I'm sure there are a few of you Pros out there that have experience at this. Any tips on angles, lighting, location etc. I'm only going to get one shot at this.
Thanks!!


Hahaha, check out pornhub.com for tips on angles, etc.

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Mar 15, 2017 18:43:50   #
BHC Loc: Strawberry Valley, JF, USA
 
rochephoto wrote:
I have a client couple who want me to photograph the consummation of their marriage. I've never done this before, but I'm sure there are a few of you Pros out there that have experience at this. Any tips on angles, lighting, location etc. I'm only going to get one shot at this.
Thanks!!

If the husband falls short, perhaps you could rise to the occasion.

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