Depressed
Jun 26, 2015 00:59:52 #
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
Jun 26, 2015 03:49:16 #
Jun 26, 2015 07:12:55 #
Jun 27, 2015 07:59:57 #
jkm757 wrote:
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
:thumbup:
Maybe she can visit her mother.
Jun 27, 2015 08:23:15 #
Jun 27, 2015 10:49:53 #
OMG. Yet another chance to start my Saturday with a major laugh. Thank you for that.
Jun 27, 2015 10:54:11 #
Good one.
Reminds me of an old joke about an adult education teacher asking his class about their sex lives. First question
was how many had sex at least once a night, a few raised
their hands, how about once a week, a few hands went up,
how about once a month, the majority went up, how about
once in six months, nobody raised their hands, how about
once a year, this guy in the back was all excited and waving
his arm wildly saying me, me, me. The teacher asked him,
if you only get it once a year why are you so happy.
The guy blurted out, because tonight is the night.
Reminds me of an old joke about an adult education teacher asking his class about their sex lives. First question
was how many had sex at least once a night, a few raised
their hands, how about once a week, a few hands went up,
how about once a month, the majority went up, how about
once in six months, nobody raised their hands, how about
once a year, this guy in the back was all excited and waving
his arm wildly saying me, me, me. The teacher asked him,
if you only get it once a year why are you so happy.
The guy blurted out, because tonight is the night.
Jun 27, 2015 16:06:40 #
Earnest, I don't mind you adding a joke to my thread, but did you have to make it about my sex life? Man that's cold.
Jun 27, 2015 16:11:20 #
Sorry JKM, I just couldn't resist, the joke was just meant to
be told, I didn't know it was going to hit to close to home.
be told, I didn't know it was going to hit to close to home.
jkm757 wrote:
Earnest, I don't mind you adding a joke to my thread, but did you have to make it about my sex life? Man that's cold.
Jun 27, 2015 17:36:21 #
Jun 27, 2015 17:42:59 #
jkm757 wrote:
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know,...a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
:thumbup: :thumbup: Good One 8-)
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