Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
Sarge69
Gee Sarge69, do you still have to jump out of a plane?
zneb240
Loc: New South Wales - Australia
Sarge, I've often wondered why folks have the desire to jump out of a perfectly servicable aircraft!!!
At least your daughter won't be accusing you of loafing around!
Should that j have been a h ??????
Sarge, you're a better man than I.
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
Sarge69
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LOL
:D :)
Jump before you are pushed
Brenda
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
Sarge69
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Sounds like Viagra time for you Sarge.Thanks for the laugh
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
get your rotator "cuff" fixed first. then you can handle it sarge. good luck sarge
BboH
Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
At least you can be assured of a comparatively soft landing.
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
Sarge69
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Hell Sarge, jumping out of a perfectly good Airplane, or jumping into something already messed up, either way you're screwed :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: 8-)
A guy comes home to find his wife rubbing her boobs with wax paper. He asks "What are u doing ?"
She tells him the doctor said if she rubs her boobs with wax paper they will get bigger to which he replies " Try toilet paper it worked on your ass
AIRBORNE, ALL THE WAY EVERYDAY!
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
Sarge69
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sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.
Sarge69
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Heck Sarge...If you can still do Five Jumps a Week, Don't Fret...Brag.
Keith, your avatar cracked me up! :thumbup:
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