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Jan 25, 2013 15:44:13   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Sarge69

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Jan 25, 2013 17:09:00   #
Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,
 
Gee Sarge69, do you still have to jump out of a plane?

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Jan 25, 2013 17:58:54   #
zneb240 Loc: New South Wales - Australia
 
Sarge, I've often wondered why folks have the desire to jump out of a perfectly servicable aircraft!!!

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Jan 25, 2013 18:01:28   #
Danilo Loc: Las Vegas
 
At least your daughter won't be accusing you of loafing around!

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Jan 25, 2013 18:06:06   #
Martys Loc: Lubec, Maine
 
Should that j have been a h ??????

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Jan 25, 2013 18:28:18   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Sarge, you're a better man than I.

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Jan 25, 2013 18:29:03   #
Bkh42 Loc: N.I. UK
 
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Sarge69
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do someth... (show quote)


LOL

:D :)

Jump before you are pushed

Brenda

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Jan 26, 2013 07:40:54   #
tusketwedge Loc: Nova Scotia Canada
 
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Sarge69
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do someth... (show quote)


Sounds like Viagra time for you Sarge.Thanks for the laugh

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Jan 26, 2013 07:44:10   #
alby Loc: very eastern pa.
 
get your rotator "cuff" fixed first. then you can handle it sarge. good luck sarge

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Jan 26, 2013 08:23:50   #
BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
 
At least you can be assured of a comparatively soft landing.

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Jan 26, 2013 08:54:48   #
C. David Loc: Wisconsin
 
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Sarge69
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do someth... (show quote)


Hell Sarge, jumping out of a perfectly good Airplane, or jumping into something already messed up, either way you're screwed :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: 8-)

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Jan 26, 2013 09:06:41   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
A guy comes home to find his wife rubbing her boobs with wax paper. He asks "What are u doing ?"
She tells him the doctor said if she rubs her boobs with wax paper they will get bigger to which he replies " Try toilet paper it worked on your ass

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Jan 26, 2013 09:20:33   #
KeithF199 Loc: Frisco, Texas
 
AIRBORNE, ALL THE WAY EVERYDAY!


sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Sarge69
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do someth... (show quote)

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Jan 26, 2013 09:24:42   #
imntrt1 Loc: St. Louis
 
sarge69 wrote:
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

Sarge69
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do someth... (show quote)


Heck Sarge...If you can still do Five Jumps a Week, Don't Fret...Brag.

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Jan 26, 2013 09:26:06   #
ace-mt Loc: Montana
 
Keith, your avatar cracked me up! :thumbup:

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