DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. 

MSW

and then there is the lesson which one learns as the innocence of childhood wears away:

the world is only as fair a place as you can compel it to be

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Reminded me of this:

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus

AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio

ROFLMAO! I like #1 &7 the best! You made My day.

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

You've got that right.