Men & Women 😁
Jun 15, 2018 09:54:35 #
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life.?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book.! !”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called
‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor.!”
******
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey,
luv. What’s the secret.?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
******
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not
enough.!
******
For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humour.? ?
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
He rest get married and wonder what happened.!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it.?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake.! "
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book.! !”
******
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called
‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor.!”
******
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey,
luv. What’s the secret.?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
******
Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not
enough.!
******
For MEN.....and WOMEN with a bit of humour.? ?
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
******
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
He rest get married and wonder what happened.!
******
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument
******
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
******
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it.?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake.! "
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