An old one...was my dad's favorite
Apr 23, 2018 10:42:55 #
Two elderly men are seated on a park bench. The first says to his friend:
“The wife and ate at a great restaurant last night. The food was delicious. The service was wonderful and the menu was soup to nuts. What a terrific place.”
He leans back, savoring the memory. His friend replies:
“Sounds fantastic. What’s the name of the place?
“Hmmm. Okay, you’re going to have to help me with that one. What’s the name of the flower that men give to their wives and girlfriends on Valenbtine’s day? You know, thw one that comes in lots of colors and has thorns on the stems.”
“You mean the Rose?”
“Yeah. That’s it, the Rose.”
Then he turns and calls out over his shoulder. “Rose! What’s the name of the restaurant we went to last night?”
“The wife and ate at a great restaurant last night. The food was delicious. The service was wonderful and the menu was soup to nuts. What a terrific place.”
He leans back, savoring the memory. His friend replies:
“Sounds fantastic. What’s the name of the place?
“Hmmm. Okay, you’re going to have to help me with that one. What’s the name of the flower that men give to their wives and girlfriends on Valenbtine’s day? You know, thw one that comes in lots of colors and has thorns on the stems.”
“You mean the Rose?”
“Yeah. That’s it, the Rose.”
Then he turns and calls out over his shoulder. “Rose! What’s the name of the restaurant we went to last night?”
Apr 23, 2018 11:14:14 #
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Apr 24, 2018 08:29:20 #
Good one! Even my wife laughed at that and she doesn’t have a good sense of humor. 
Apr 24, 2018 08:56:16 #
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Apr 24, 2018 13:18:58 #
My wife had no sense of humor at all. The only time she laughed is when I tripped fell and hurt myself.
Apr 24, 2018 15:14:34 #
Burtzy wrote:
Two elderly men are seated on a park bench. The f... (show quote)
Sounds like something i would do.
Apr 30, 2018 10:10:30 #
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