On the front porch
Mar 20, 2018 15:41:24 #
On the first day, God created the dog and said,
> ***Sit all day by the door of your house and
> bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For
> this I will give you a life span of twenty
> years.***
> The dog said,
> "That's a long time to be barking. How about
> only ten years and I'll give you back the other
> ten?"
> And God said that it was good.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and
> said,
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
> laugh.. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year
> life span.
> The monkey said,
> "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long time to perform. How about I give you back
> ten like the dog did?"
> And God again said that it was good.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said
>
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all
> day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
> and give milk to support the farmer's family.
> For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
> years."
> The cow said,
> "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give
> back the other forty?"
> And God agreed it was good.
>
> On the fourth day, God created humans and said,
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
> For this, I'll give you twenty years."
> But the human said,
> "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me
> my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
> the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we
> eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the
> next forty years, we slave in the sun to support
> our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey
> tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for
> the last ten years, we sit on the front porch
> and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you.
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information. I'm doing it as a public service.
> If you are looking for me, I will be on the
> front porch.
> ***Sit all day by the door of your house and
> bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For
> this I will give you a life span of twenty
> years.***
> The dog said,
> "That's a long time to be barking. How about
> only ten years and I'll give you back the other
> ten?"
> And God said that it was good.
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and
> said,
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
> laugh.. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year
> life span.
> The monkey said,
> "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
> long time to perform. How about I give you back
> ten like the dog did?"
> And God again said that it was good.
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said
>
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all
> day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
> and give milk to support the farmer's family.
> For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
> years."
> The cow said,
> "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give
> back the other forty?"
> And God agreed it was good.
>
> On the fourth day, God created humans and said,
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
> For this, I'll give you twenty years."
> But the human said,
> "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me
> my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
> the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we
> eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the
> next forty years, we slave in the sun to support
> our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey
> tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for
> the last ten years, we sit on the front porch
> and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to you.
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information. I'm doing it as a public service.
> If you are looking for me, I will be on the
> front porch.
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NJFrank wrote:
On the first day, God created the dog and said, br... (show quote)
Good one, Frank!
Mark
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Chwlo wrote:
I am definitely gonna steal this
If enough people steal and post it, it may make it around the world
Mar 21, 2018 14:54:07 #
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