I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Colorado.
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
head-scarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.
Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your
a***"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live
in today!
Send your snowman to California for sanctuary.
The NRA had a good old whine because it was a gun free zone and the teachers were unarmed.
BTW this snowman thing didn't go well the last time it appeared in chit chat.
buckbrush wrote:
I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Colorado.
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
head-scarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.
Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your
a***"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live
in today!
I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Color... (
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There is no TRUTH to this story, either. But I do wonder why you would want to live in Boulder. You should move to Longmont.
[quote=buckbrush]I live in the (People's Republic of) Boulder Colorado.
It's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;.....
😢 so sad but not far off the truth.
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