Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

A hush has fallen over the crowd gathered here in Ministry Operations. Altho the fleet has been put up for sale and MilkBone Dog Biscuit ransom was paid last night after the hamster fight in the parking lot behind Stop 'n' Shop (it was an historic contest--the first ever to last the full fifteen rounds), his captors have not lived up to their agreement to let Eisenheim the Magnificent go, and the Martian is furious.

Madame P, her Peruvian Piranha Dog, Chopper, and a very capable agent loaned to us from the Northern Division's Seal Team 9-Lives are on the way to attempt his rescue, but we've had no news from them in the last couple of days.

Our only link with the furry victim is Madame P's crystal iBall, and from what we can see, he's being tortured. It's inhumane--they're only letting him sleep twenty-two hours a day, and feeding him puppy chow. And no kitty treats either, the dirty dogs!

Of more concern is the latest glimpse we've had of him as the iBall's ether has cleared a bit and shown us a most disturbing sight--Eisenheim is about to launch his own bid for freedom! Clearly the conditions are more than he can endure--we've seen it before--that familiar wide-armed spread formation is a prelude to his full-out attack! Those razor-sharp claws and fangs are about to be deployed, and unless his captors are wearing protective heavy leather, thousands may be killed or maimed, unless Madame P and co. can get there first!

But where is she and her team?

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rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

Fantastic news photo. I pray the team can come to the rescue. I'd not worry about the no news aspect. Those teams work by means of stealth. Long periods of silence, though worrisome, usually result in a successfully accomplished mission.
--Bob

angler Loc: StHelens England

Looks like Eisenheim might let loose and do a lot of damage but with only having had 22 hours sleep he will probably tire very quickly so with any luck Madame P, her Peruvian Piranha Dog, Chopper, and a very capable agent loaned to you from the Northern Division's Seal Team 9-Lives are lying in wait and will join in and save the day when Eisenheim makes his move.Let the battle commence and great story telling again Randy.Love the tension and excitement in this story.

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Bob. I do have confidence in our Hostage Rescue Team, but at this point I'm not sure who needs rescuing more--Eisenheim TM, or his captors, lol.

Thanks for the vote of support, and thanks as always for stopping by, it's very much appreciated!

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Angler. Someone's certainly going to need rescuing here, lol. But as long as his catnappers don't mind losing several pints of blood, Eisenheim's still going to need help to get out. Our rescue team can't be far off now, and everyone in Operations is glued to that iBall!

Thanks for the laugh and your visit, always much appreciated, and have a great time in Scotland!

Geezer Loc: Capreol, Ontario, Canada

Dreamy effect!! At least the Crystal Ball is better tuned to the channel....

There's been a lot of action here, from what I can hear through the door.... Apparently Seal Team 9- Lives, using their "Cat Hearing Amplification",

(CHAMP) gear, detected some vigorous scratching. This thing has a tremendous range, and I'm sure they're homing in.

It just might be Eisenheim TM using the scratching post, or...... I don't even want to imagine the other option....

photophile Loc: Lakewood, Ohio, USA

Eisenheim is a handsome feline, I hope he escapes soon!

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Ron. Her iBalls are something! Maybe not 4K quality, but enough to get a glimpse of what's happening, whenever the ether clears. Can't hear a thing without that CHAMPs gear, but I expect we're all about to see a bloodbath... I almost feel sorry for those catnappers. Okay, no I don't. But I hope he leaves a few pieces large enough for our Hostage Rescue Team to identify.

; )

Thanks as always for the laughs and your visit, always enjoy and appreciate them!

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Karin. A handsome devil indeed. I don't know if escape is possible, no matter how badly he injures his catnappers, but I feel confident knowing our Hostage Rescue Team is on the way and will get him out. But we'll see.

Thanks for coming by and your kind words, always much appreciated!

Bill_de Loc: US

They deserve whatever Eisenheim the Magnificent can dish out.

I'm a bit concerned that I can now see a pretty clear image within the iBall.

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angela k Loc: Long Island

How creative, cat under glass!! Does it snow when you shake it??

Sirius_one Loc: S.F. Bay Area

The Nanookians are really ignoring the terms of the Geneva Convention by torturing poor Eisenheim the Magnificent. Just think, only 22 hours of sleep and, oh horror of horrors, puppy chow to eat! I can't wait to find out how E. the M. will be rescued.

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Bill. I feel the same way. When one grabs a tiger by the tail, one can expect consequences. And a sleep-deprived cat is not to be trifled with, everyone knows that. There will be blood! The very idea, only twenty two hours of sleep a day!!! It’s positively inhuman!!! No wonder Eisenheim’s about to go off on them. Those catnappers will be begging us to come and get him...

As for your ability to see with an iBall, there might be another explanation, but there’s every possibility you may be psychic! How are you at reading tarot? Lol!!!

Thanks for your fun comments and visit, always much appreciated!

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Angela. Madame P’s iBalls are truly amazing! This image of an enraged Eisenheim the Magnificent is just one of many fantastic things we’ve seen within them.

But her iBalls are delicate and temperamental creations, and I’d not like to think about what might happen should I—or anyone—shake one!

You might start a snowstorm that would bury New York! Or worse!

LOL

Thanks for your kind words and visit, always much appreciated!

Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts

Thanks, Sirius_one. Almost unimaginable cruelty on their part to deprive him of sleep like that! And should word of the disgusting and revolting puppy chow diet leak out, world opinion would instantly turn against any and all Nanookian enterprises, and regardless of how anyone personally felt towards the Cat Empire, the funding for Nanookian terrorist activities would dry right up!

Thanks for stopping by and the laughs, always much appreciated!