Lazy Old Coot Loc: Gainesville, Florida

At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says, "I

need a favor.

I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife.

Can you hold him in the synagogue for an hour after services for me?"

Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong friend,

he reluctantly agrees.

After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him

all sorts of stupid questions,

just to keep him occupied. After some time the wise Rabbi becomes

suspicious and asks, "Irving what

are you really up to"

Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the

Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi.

My friend is sleeping with your wife, right now, so he asked me to

keep you occupied."

The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says,

"You better hurry home, Irving.

My wife died two years ago!!"

blackhorse 1-7

Excellent.....I guess that's what "best" friends are for.

Leicaflex Loc: Cymru

Wonderful.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Lol.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place

Don

joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ

Ouch!

Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI

That one caught me off guard. I was not expecting that ending. Very good.

DickC Loc: NE Washington state