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Lexophile
Mar 27, 2017 16:42:36   #
kpx100
 
Lexophile is a word used to describe those who have a love for
words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."


A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.


This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.


... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.


... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.


... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.


... The batteries were given out free of charge.


... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.


... A will is a dead giveaway.


... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


... A boiled egg is hard to beat.


... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.


... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?
He's all right now.


... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.


... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully
recovered.


... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.


... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.


... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.


And the cream of the twisted crop:


... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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Mar 27, 2017 16:52:25   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Chuckled after each and every one. Some were a pill hard to swallow.

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Mar 27, 2017 17:24:30   #
BassmanBruce Loc: Middle of the Mitten
 
A. B. C. Deeze puppies?
L. M. N. O Puppies
O. S. A. R
C. M. P. N?

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Mar 27, 2017 20:05:39   #
Brasspounder001 Loc: Erewhon
 
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.

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Mar 28, 2017 08:18:23   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
BassmanBruce wrote:
A. B. C. Deeze puppies?
L. M. N. O Puppies
O. S. A. R
C. M. P. N?


Funny. My mother told me the same thing, only with gold fish. That's going back almost 70 years. Mine was "O S M R"

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Mar 28, 2017 08:19:01   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
kpx100 wrote:
Lexophile is a word used to describe those who have a love for
words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."


A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.


This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.


... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.


... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.


... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.


... The batteries were given out free of charge.


... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.


... A will is a dead giveaway.


... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


... A boiled egg is hard to beat.


... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.


... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?
He's all right now.


... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.


... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully
recovered.


... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.


... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.


... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.


And the cream of the twisted crop:


... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
Lexophile is a word used to describe those who hav... (show quote)



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Mar 28, 2017 09:28:48   #
dwallen Loc: Texas--now residing In TN
 
An bananas have a peel

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Mar 29, 2017 16:14:37   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
Very cute and funny. I've never seen this done before.

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