Geezer
Loc: Capreol, Ontario, Canada
Tippit did a count and a recount of her stock in the shed. Her figures are correct.... there's about 50 pounds of fertilizer short!!!
My security cameras recorded what may be the culprit. I hope they're not eating it, as just handling the stuff is dangerous enough!!
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Geezer wrote:
Tippit did a count and a recount of her stock in the shed. Her figures are correct.... there's about 50 pounds of fertilizer short!!!
My security cameras recorded what may be the culprit. I hope they're not eating it, as just handling the stuff is dangerous enough!!
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:lol: Could very well be. They are a constant pest in my garden! So finding something unusual they of course had to carry it off! :thumbup:
Lol, excellent work Geezer, I hope you catch the little blighters.
I've ID'd the thief--and I'm laying this crime at rlaugh's doorstep! He may be glowing in the dark now, but with his extensive knowledge of explosives, he may be using that plutonium in a weaponized form in order to open those sealed and locked garbage can lids!
Great job on this one, Ron!!!
rlaugh
Loc: Michigan & Florida
Treepusher wrote:
I've ID'd the thief--and I'm laying this crime at rlaugh's doorstep! He may be glowing in the dark now, but with his extensive knowledge of explosives, he may be using that plutonium in a weaponized form in order to open those sealed and locked garbage can lids!
Great job on this one, Ron!!!
I confess it was me, but really not a crime!! This was done for national security, as I have inside information about an impending invasion, and not from this planet! Don't let my looks fool you, I am a highly trained, intelligent, rugged piece of killing machine! I go under the guise of a bandit, so I can fit in with the under belly of mankind! I can get inside information, and stop catastrophes before they happen!!
You heard about New York being totally wiped out??..Of course you didn't, because I stopped it before it happened!! You heard of the great lakes being dried up??..Of course you didn't , because I stopped aliens from doing it! You heard of politicians sending this country down the tubes??...Oh wait....I wasn't able to stop that one!!
Anyway fear not the little raccoon stealing fertilizer...(theres plenty of shi_ to go around!!)
rlaugh wrote:
I confess it was me, but really not a crime!! This was done for national security, as I have inside information about an impending invasion, and not from this planet! Don't let my looks fool you, I am a highly trained, intelligent, rugged piece of killing machine! I go under the guise of a bandit, so I can fit in with the under belly of mankind! I can get inside information, and stop catastrophes before they happen!!
You heard about New York being totally wiped out??..Of course you didn't, because I stopped it before it happened!! You heard of the great lakes being dried up??..Of course you didn't , because I stopped aliens from doing it! You heard of politicians sending this country down the tubes??...Oh wait....I wasn't able to stop that one!!
Anyway fear not the little raccoon stealing fertilizer...(theres plenty of shi_ to go around!!)
I confess it was me, but really not a crime!! This... (
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Whew!!! Are here I thought it was all about garbage can lids... LOL!
rlaugh wrote:
I confess it was me, but really not a crime!! This was done for national security, as I have inside information about an impending invasion, and not from this planet! Don't let my looks fool you, I am a highly trained, intelligent, rugged piece of killing machine! I go under the guise of a bandit, so I can fit in with the under belly of mankind! I can get inside information, and stop catastrophes before they happen!!
You heard about New York being totally wiped out??..Of course you didn't, because I stopped it before it happened!! You heard of the great lakes being dried up??..Of course you didn't , because I stopped aliens from doing it! You heard of politicians sending this country down the tubes??...Oh wait....I wasn't able to stop that one!!
Anyway fear not the little raccoon stealing fertilizer...(theres plenty of shi_ to go around!!)
I confess it was me, but really not a crime!! This... (
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Hey I knew about Martian and all that bunch... But you Rlaugh?
This is just too much for me to process... I joined the hog for photography and now I learn like everything else in my life there is a conspiracy and this secret element of subterfuge and a bunch of Hogs are involved....... And BTW WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THE POLITICIANS?
rlaugh
Loc: Michigan & Florida
FrodoBaggins wrote:
Hey I knew about Martian and all that bunch... But you Rlaugh?
This is just too much for me to process... I joined the hog for photography and now I learn like everything else in my life there is a conspiracy and this secret element of subterfuge and a bunch of Hogs are involved....... And BTW WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THE POLITICIANS?
I couldn't stop the politicians because their DNA is Plutonium Fertilizer...and you can't fight shi_ with shi_!!!
wapusk
Loc: New Yorker in the midwest...
Rlaugh....are you related to Rocket? (guardians of the galaxy)...
rlaugh
Loc: Michigan & Florida
wapusk wrote:
Rlaugh....are you related to Rocket? (guardians of the galaxy)...
Oh yes!!...very strong bloodline and a lot of the same skills!!
Well done, Geezer! The download is downright scary! :)
Well done, Geezer! The download is downright scary! :)
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