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Phone call
Jun 22, 2015 22:27:32   #
buckbrush Loc: Texas then Southwest Oregon
 
A lawyer calls home to talk to his wife, and the maid answers the phone.

"Where's my wife?"

"She's upstairs in bed with another man."

"I'll pay you $100,000 and get you safely out of the country if you find my gun and kill them both. I'llstay on the line while you do it."

"Si, Senor."

He hears two shots, then thump, thump, thump,thump,splash, thump, thump, thump, thump, splash.

The maid comes back to the phone, "I did it."

"What did you do?"

"I killed them both, and dumped their bodies in the pool."

"What pool? Is this 555-3624?"

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Jun 23, 2015 11:58:22   #
DianeL Loc: Charlotte, NC
 
Love it.

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Jun 24, 2015 19:38:05   #
woody14010 Loc: Texas
 
Oooops!

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