Dog or wife?
Feb 15, 2014 16:55:31 #
Sneidley
Loc: Goodyear, AZ
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last... but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last... but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
Feb 15, 2014 17:02:35 #
Feb 15, 2014 18:44:01 #
We need a forum for Chit-Chat Classics....This should go there!!! I'm still laughing!!
Feb 16, 2014 16:45:50 #
SteveR wrote:
We need a forum for Chit-Chat Classics....This should go there!!! I'm still laughing!!
Does your wife know what you are laughing at??? :D :D
Feb 16, 2014 18:19:38 #
Jack47 wrote:
Does your wife know what you are laughing at??? :D :D
Jack....Thank goodness I think she would laugh at it, too.
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